the original softie was actually a bunny, since everyone's putting out all their easter decor now. it was stained a smelled funny (which seems to be a given for these things), had matted fur, and was balding in several places. no gashes though! i washed her and rubbed her with baking powder to get the smell off, and did a little Hair Club for Yetis to fix her bald spots.
Medusa is greatly feared by the people she lives near, and is said to be a fearsome beast who can turn a man to stone with one gaze and then dash the statue to pieces with her talons. She's actually a very passive vegetarian who likes to graze in the fields with the cows. This unfortunate rumor arose because of her very large eyes and her thousand-yard stare. She doesn't even have claws. She likes to watch television and enjoys hidden picture puzzles, at which she is an expert.
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It's ... A TIME BOMB !!