Colonel the Yetibear

i'd like to apologize for the uncharacteristically high level of activity i've been showing. i promise i will stop spamming your inboxes.

the original teddybear had the creepiest voicebox in the world. it mustve gotten washed or smashed or something, because it sang a little song in the most demonic, distorted voice i've heard. i'm pretty sure it cursed me for eternity. i exorcised the demon, washed him, and stitched up the gashes and now he's a yetibear. he stands around 8 inches.

The Colonel is a dense little yeti, good natured but not without a hint of arrogance. He once found a Civil War reenactment troupe fighting in a field and watched with awe as the Union overtook the South in the final battle. With a warble of triumph, he burst onto the field to celebrate, causing mass confusion and some photos that were leaked onto the internet. He fancies himself the world's best strategist.